Ella, 19, Melbourne born, England residing.
Pierced and tattooed.
Loves; Animals. Books. Food. Travel. Music. Ben & Jerry's. Piercings. London. Glee. Taylor Swift. Fashion. Disney. Harry Potter. Tattoos. Musicals. The Hunger Games. Paris. Rollercoasters. Being me. Sharing smiles.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
If you ever feel like you’re weak or pathetic, remember:
You live in the most dangerous and hostile country, where every creature is murderous and deadly. You’re automatically more hardcore than any kid in any other country.
this is actually quite uplifting
and then theres New Zealand where the only dangerous things are spiders the size of a coin
via lolsofunny=)
(Source: draconicjanus)
koala & owl / done by annie frenzel / lowbrow tattoo parlour / berlin
I could do with one of these :(
omfg i love australian the wildlife its so cute
wait
WAIT NO
NO NO NO STOP
I AM DONE WITH OUTDOORS
For Shaun!
(Source: symphoniesandsonnets)
So Australia has Pancake Parlour and America has IHOP. What does England have??? I’m craving pancakes! And trying not to get homesick…
MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA
BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS
RABBITS MATING WITH RATS
TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS
PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE
LIZARDS-
WHAT THE FUCK
WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS
THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG
THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT
WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK
AND MORE LIZARDS
FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER
WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS
HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE
ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER
AND THIS GUY
AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO
AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING
JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS
BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD
WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.
SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.
WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.
P.S.
Since when were wombats that adorable. They’re so cute, just what the hell.
(Source: fairy-wren)